Resident Vampire Fucker

That bitch that loves buckeyes, D&D NPCs, vampires, and Dr. Walnut Walnut. I hate Sherlock Holmes. Resident Bayonetta mutual.僕はベヨネッタを大好き💖 シャーロック・ホームズを大嫌い😌Reasons you may be blocked: I don't like you, you've stalked me, you're a POS, you put a promoted tweet on my timeline僕は嫌いな人をブロックする。

About

Crystal / Seles | 27 | they/them | ze/zem

Heya I'm Crystal or Seles! I'm a disabled nonbinary lesbian who likes doing things like translating from JP to ENG and compiling Tales of art. If you enjoy my translations of the Crestoria manga or my folders of Tales art, please consider tipping me on Kofi to help me pay my bills! It means a lot.I'm currently studying Japanese (to keep it fresh in my mind, really), German, Czech, and Korean. No, that does not mean I'm any good at most of these languages. I've also studied Spanish in the past and I'm a native English speaker. If you ask me to speak another language it's just going to default to Japanese, sorry.I'm a giant fucking nerd and (theoretically) a journalist who double minored in international studies and Japanese! I love buckeyes, D&D NPCs, and hating on Sherlock Holmes, earning me the blessing of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle himself. The only kind of man I'm interested in is anime boys.こんにちは!  僕の名前はクリスタルまたはセレス。ジャーナリストです。大学の時、日本語と国際政治を勉強しました。僕の日本語はちょっと悪い、、、ごめんなさい。レズビアンです!  実在の男好きじゃないでもアニメの男は大丈夫。If you want to know strange and potentially interesting facts about me, click on the fun facts tab :)If you know anything about me, it's that my ADHD makes my hyperfocus bounce between topics like an erratic train schedule. I'd also recommend my livetweet/headcanon account.If I don't follow back, it's nothing personal! I'm trying to keep my following at 69 for literally as long as possible because I'm an immature human being.

Interests & Faves

Tales of, Bayonetta*, Astral Chain, AI: The Somnium Files, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Magical Girls, Sanrio, Animal Crossing, Splatoon, Natsume Yuujinchou, Ace Attorney, Barbie, Fire Emblem, Obey Me!, etc.

* I have not played Bayo3 and frankly idk that I really want to. The way they fucked over Hellena Taylor is extremely shitty and if you try to blame her for this I will bite you. I don't think she lied abt the situation bc she was extremely distraught and her words were misconstrued. She still deserves support and to be rightfully compensated for making Bayonetta such a successful franchise. Also the new VA is like, anti-vaxx and a POS anyway so again, yeah. Hellena Taylor deserves better.

Fun Facts About Me

In case you were ever like "huh I totally want to know random facts about you as a person that truly exemplify who you are"...or are just me and need fun things to say at parties and the memory of a goldfish, and you need easy reference, here is an incomplete list of fun facts about me that will be update as i remember shit/become more interesting!!

- I was banned from the Aselia wiki for editing Asbel's page to say he's in love with Richard
- I own a seafoam green and magenta desk named Darlene
- I once caught 63 dittos in a single day
- I have a framed photo of Sasuke on my desk
- I have 32 named Warrior Cats OCs
- The Church of Scientology - an actual literal honest to god cult emailed me once. bc they wanted free press coverage.
- One time I accidentally taught a Japanese exchange student "lol jk"
- I have an OC who is literally named Dr. Walnut Walnut (his last name is Valrieksts. Which is Latvian. For Walnut.)
- In high school I turned in Ouran High School Host Club fanfiction for a grade. I did not change the names. I received a 100.
- I had an extra tooth growing in the side of my mouth for no actually conceivably good reason but I used it as proof to tell everyone I was a dinosaur. I had 5 teeth (including my wisdom teeth) removed that year, my senior year of high school
- I've seen Barbie: Princess and the Pauper so many times I can basically recite it from memory and despite the fact I have not studied Spanish since 2009, I can understand the movie in Spanish perfectly
- My goal in life is genuinely to live in a house where someone was murdered because I want to freak people out and also have a ghost

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BEFORE YOU FOLLOW

A few things to keep in mind before you decide to follow me please and thanks!!
• my interests bounce around a lot!! i tweet a lot about tales, bayonetta, somnium files, and my other interests, so if you're following me for one thing in particular pls be warned i won't necessarily focus only on that
• i said it before but please don't take it personally if i don't follow back, even if we have a lot of mutual interests!! i think it's funny my following is at 69 and i want to keep that as long as possible bc i'm super immature.
• i am an extremely opinionated person and i can sometimes be overly blunt! if i have an opinion that's like, the complete opposite of your own, i promise it's not a personal attack, i'm just like this LMAO
• i will block you if you're going to be a bigot. so just save us both the trouble and don't interact with me, okay?
• if you want to vague me where i can see it im going to tell you right now to turn around and leave. don't do it. i won't do it to you, so why are you doing it to me? leave.
• don't make child abuse jokes around me! they're not funny! you're not funny!! just stop.
• DNF if you ship/condone pedophilic and/or incest ships. i don't care if they're "not real." don't start with me. that shit is triggering to me, please fucking respect that.